Slip into this shirt and embrace the chaotic dance of stress hormones. It's like a comedic performance of cortisol-induced frenzy, complete with elevated heart rate and an urge to conquer the world (or maybe just something on your to-do list).
As you proudly wear this shirt, let it serve as a playful reminder of the ups and downs life throws your way. Embrace the unpredictable moments and find humor in the daily circus that is existence.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
